• (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
  • TAJJA ISEN: ♪ Call me up, I'm your girl
  • ♪ Toughest chick in the alien world
  • ♪ Ain't got time for pink and lace
  • ♪ This girl's built for outer space
  • ♪ Atomic Betty, I'm a fighting girl
  • ♪ Atomic Betty, gonna rock your world
  • ♪ Atomic Betty, Atomic Betty, Atomic, Atomic, Atomic, Atomic
  • ♪ Atomic Betty, your galactic girl
  • ♪ Atomic Betty, gonna save the world
  • ♪ Atomic Betty, Atomic Betty ♪
  • Atomic Betty reporting for duty.
  • (ECHOING) Hyah!
  • (LASERS FIRING)
  • (ALARM RINGING)
  • Stop, thief!
  • (LASER FIRES)
  • (EXCLAIMING)
  • (SIREN BLARING)
  • (TIRES SCREECHING)
  • Maybe we'd better call the Chief.
  • (BIRDS CHIRPING)
  • I'm going to save so much money with this home haircutting kit.
  • There, all done.
  • (YELLS) Mom!
  • I can't go out like this! What will the other kids say?
  • (BELL RINGING) Hmm.
  • PETERSON: (ON PA) Good morning, students,
  • and welcome to another great day at Moose Jaw Heights.
  • (CONTINUES, INDISTINCT) Hi, Betty. What's with the new look?
  • Oh, mind your own business.
  • Aw, did you cut your hair with a blender?
  • Come on, Betty.
  • You can't hide forever. School pictures are today.
  • (ALL LAUGHING)
  • School pictures?
  • How can I forget? (BRACELET BEEPING)
  • (OSCILLATING)
  • Atomic Betty reporting for duty.
  • Ugh. Holy Attack of the Lawnmowers.
  • I say, Betty-- what happened to your do?
  • It's the result of a family savings plan gone bad.
  • Very well. (CLEARS THROAT)
  • Your nemesis, Maximus IQ, appears to stealing gold
  • all across the galaxy.
  • I need YOU to stay on high alert.
  • Why is he stealing the gold, sir?
  • It's a mystery, Betty. Nobody knows.
  • How much longer is this going to take?
  • I'm trying to capture your good side, sir.
  • (EVIL VOICE) It's not so easy.
  • Show me what you've done.
  • (GRUNTS)
  • Uh, I think it's quite a good likeness myself.
  • I want more than just a foot!
  • I want a giant gold statue 100 feet high,
  • proclaiming my evil glory to all the galaxy!
  • But we've only stolen enough gold for the foot
  • and one ear. Then, steal more gold!
  • (ALARM BLARING)
  • This is it!
  • Maximus' robots are robbing the gold mines of Abraxas 4!
  • X-5, get us into hyperspace.
  • And both of you—stop looking at my hair!
  • (BUZZER)
  • Hi-yah!
  • All right, nobody move.
  • (FANFARE)
  • (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
  • What gives? Who's the French poodle?
  • Atomic Roger, a brand new Galactic Guardian at your service, citizen.
  • Hi, Roger. The name's Betty—Atomic Betty,
  • and this is my crew. You must be charmed to meet me.
  • Say, Roger, how did you get here so fast?
  • My on-board controls are directly linked to the super computer,
  • so I get my crime bulletins faster than any other Guardian.
  • Listen, Kitty—It's Betty.
  • Right. Cathy, it's been a thrill chatting with you, but I have to go now.
  • Here, my hairstylist. You need to call her right away.
  • (SHIP DRIVES OFF)
  • I hope no one is looking at my hair.
  • (BOTH WHISTLE)
  • Who is this new Guardian who foiled my plan?
  • Atomic Roger, sir. He's ruining everything,
  • though he does have fantastic hair.
  • Huh? Who cares about his hair?
  • MAXIMUS: Behold!
  • Let's see this Atomic Roger stop my new army of gold-pilfering robots.
  • (CHUCKLES) Fly, my pretties, fly!
  • All right, time for me to go back to earth for my stupid school pictures.
  • SPARKY: No time!
  • Robots are stealing the solid gold yacht of the Sultan on Scymtar!
  • ATOMIC BETTY: Let's go!
  • Aha!
  • Unhand this ship, you foul minions of evil!
  • (GRUNTS)
  • (ATOMIC ROGER YELLS)
  • Mission accomplished. Don't worry, Carrie!
  • I'll take this gold ship in myself. After all, it matches my hair.
  • (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
  • Wow! Did you see that? (ALARM BLARING)
  • We're getting another call.
  • X-5: Robots are robbing the gold repository of planet Knox.
  • (BRAKES SCREECH)
  • This is getting ridiculous.
  • How am I supposed to save the day if he's always getting here first?
  • I'm telling you, it's the hair.
  • Betty, look!
  • ATOMIC BETTY: After him!
  • Hand over the gold, evil robot!
  • (ROARING FEROCIOUSLY)
  • Hi-yah!
  • (ALL SCREAMING)
  • (LASER ZAPS)
  • Fear not, citizens—Atomic Roger is here!
  • (GROWLS)
  • ALL: Whoa! (GRUNTS)
  • (HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM)
  • (SLAMS)
  • I guess I oughta thank you, Roger. There's no need, Kelly.
  • Keep trying, and maybe one day you too can save the day like me--
  • (ECHOES) Atomic Roger!
  • (GRUNTING)
  • Don't worry about this.
  • I'll take it back to headquarters myself, and really, call my hairdresser.
  • Bye, Roger! Thanks for saving us!
  • There's something fishy about that guy.
  • He did save our lives. I know. I just hope nobody finds out.
  • (CROWD CHEERING) Thank you, Atomic Roger.
  • It is with great pleasure that I award you this special medal
  • for saving the universe's gold from the clutches of the evil Maximus IQ,
  • and for saving our own Atomic Betty and her crew.
  • (CHEERING CONTINUES)
  • (GROANS)
  • That girl is bad enough, but that Roger.
  • Oh, isn't he dreamy?
  • (GRUESOMELY) I mean, what a jerk!
  • It doesn't matter what he is, for I Maximus IQ,
  • will seal his doom with the most nefarious, the most devious machine
  • yet created!
  • (VEHICLE APPROACHING)
  • Check it out—my new Atomic Roger Fan Club poster.
  • X-5: Look what I have!
  • (GASPS)
  • And I've got the uber model.
  • If you want, Chief, you can wear my new wig for your school picture.
  • I'm sick of hearing about Atomic Roger!
  • Take me home! I'd rather face Penelope Lang.
  • (ALARM BLARING)
  • No time.
  • Maximus has attack Argo 7 with a planet-devouring ship.
  • (ENGINE REVS)
  • The situation was so grim, I had to see it for myself.
  • You'd better act fast. I disagree, Admiral.
  • There's far too much dirt flying around. I've just recently been quaffed.
  • (TEARING)
  • Uh...
  • (SCREAMING)
  • (TRANSMITTER BEEPS)
  • Looks like it's all up to you now, Betty.
  • (ENGINE BUZZING)
  • Look at the fool! No one dares to stop me!
  • Come on, boys! I'm not afraid to get a little dirty!
  • With that hair, I'm not surprised.
  • Sparky, X-5, hold them off. I've got to get the generators.
  • (EXCLAIMS)
  • (ALL YELLING)
  • (SCREAMS)
  • It's heading right for us!
  • Chances of survival look pretty negative.
  • We'll just see about that. Slingshot!
  • (CACKLING EVILLY)
  • You've got to be kidding. That antiquated weapon?
  • (GLASS SHATTERS) (GROANS)
  • No, no, no! It's not fair!
  • (MACHINE RUNS OUT)
  • SPARKY: He's lost power!
  • Nice shot, Betty! (CHUCKLING)
  • A million to one, at least. ADMIRAL DEGILL: Bravo, Betty!
  • On behalf of all of Argo 7-- Thank you, Admiral.
  • Once again, I, Atomic Roger, have saved the day,
  • and I want everyone to know that this is my real hair...really.
  • ATOMIC BETTY: Hey, what's this?
  • Uh, that?
  • That must've flown in my shirt when I was dueling with Maximus.
  • (YELLING)
  • (BOTH GASP)
  • Roger, how could you?
  • Why should Maximus get a golden statue?
  • I want a golden statue, too! ADMIRAL DEGILL: No.
  • Atomic Betty, the galaxy salutes you. Thank you, sir!
  • I can't believe we were so wrong about Atomic Roger.
  • What a creep. I believe we owe you an apology.
  • Can you ever forgive us?
  • Don't worry about it, boys. Apology accepted.
  • SPARKY: We have a surprise for you.
  • (ALL LAUGHING)
  • Say, I wonder what happened to Maximus' statue?
  • I don't know, Your Tackiness, but I think it captures your essence.
  • (CRASH) (MAXIMUS GROANS)
  • (MUFFLED) Get this piece of junk off of me!
  • (PETERSON CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY ON PA)
  • (CHUCKLES) Look, it's the girl with a glued-on scarf!
  • Come on, Betty. Take it off, or are you chicken?
  • (ALL LAUGH)
  • MAN: Hey, cool hair.
  • (CAMERA CLICKS)
  • (ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
  • Cool hair!
  • ATOMIC BETTY: Congratulations, guys!
  • We've purged the samphire galaxy
  • of the insect invaders.
  • Now get me back to Earth.
  • I've got a rehearsal for tonight's school talent show.
  • ♪ The Dog Star Sirius is so delirious ♪
  • (ATOMIC BETTY LAUGHS)
  • Can you believe that one of those carrier beetles tried to eat this?
  • Hmph!
  • Carrier beetles are known for their penchant for consuming all items of mobility—
  • They eat anything that moves.
  • BOTH: Oh!
  • (SQUEAKING)
  • (SCREAMS)
  • (GRUNTS)
  • (FEARFUL WHIMPER)
  • (BUG GROWLS)
  • Help!
  • (ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
  • (GROANS)
  • Open the hatch, X-5!
  • Wait, I've got a better idea.
  • (GASPS) Sparky!
  • (GIGGLING)
  • (SPARKY CHUCKLES)
  • Oh! Good work, Sparky,
  • but what are we going to do with this?
  • Might I suggest we open the hatch and suck it into space?
  • No way! I'm gonna keep him as a pet.
  • I think I'll call him Albert, mmm-hmm?
  • What do you say, Al?
  • I don't think he's the right pet for you, Sparky,
  • but we'll talk about it later. (BRACELET BEEPS)
  • I'm late for rehearsal, X-5. Zap me back to Earth.
  • (BRAKES SCREECHING)
  • (DISTANT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
  • (GROANING)
  • (ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)
  • PENELOPE: Cut, cut, cut! (MUSIC STOPS)
  • Oh, how bad was that?
  • Who's up next? Um, it's uh--
  • (GASPS)
  • Sorry I'm late.
  • Know why they call it show business, Betty?
  • 'Cause people show up!
  • I'm here now. Too late, you're out of the show.
  • What? You can't do that.
  • Oh, yes I can. The school appointed me...
  • (CHUCKLES) ...director.
  • But that's not fair.
  • Oh, Betty, life's not fair.
  • (YELLING) Next!
  • (WHIMSICAL ORCHESTRA PLAYING)


  • (BETTY SIGHS)
  • What am I gonna do? I'll be the only kid not performing.
  • How am I gonna explain this to my parents?
  • I'll talk to her.
  • (BRACELET BEEPING)
  • Hmm.
  • Atomic Betty reporting for duty!
  • (CLEARS THROAT)
  • I have an urgent mission for you:
  • Maximus IQ is terrorizing the citizens of planet Coolosia
  • by blasting them with non-stop noise.
  • That's terrible. Indeed.
  • The Coolosians are fragile people,
  • their nerves are shot, they can't eat and can't sleep.
  • Why, they're cracking up in droves. You have to stop Maximus at once.
  • I'm on my way, sir.
  • (LOUD WHIRRING)
  • (HUMMING CATCHILY)
  • Coolosians are the environmental police of the cosmos.
  • Their sensitivity is matched only by their commitment to peace and love.
  • No wonder Maximus hates them. Actually, they're preventing him
  • from building a hyperspeed jetway through their galaxy.
  • Maximus is terrorizing them until they give in.
  • (SIGHING) Still upset about the talent show?
  • I wrote a special song and everything.
  • (LOUD BLARING)
  • What in the cosmos is that?
  • Maximus!
  • (MUNCHES)
  • Greetings, Coolosians. Enjoying the music?
  • (PANICKED SCREAMS)
  • What's that?
  • You want me to pump it up?
  • COOLOSIANS: Make the music stop!
  • (ALARM BLARING)
  • Ooh! Master, look!
  • (GROWLING)
  • Aha!
  • MAXIMUS: Atomic Betty.
  • Welcome to my dance party.
  • (GOBBLING)
  • (GRUMBLED) Except YOU weren't invited!
  • (BELCHES)
  • MAXIMUS: Watch your manners.
  • You won't get away with this, Maximus!
  • MINIMUS: Yeah, pass the barbecued space lunch.
  • (GROWLS FRUSTRATEDLY)
  • Actually, it's okay. I'm full.
  • MAXIMUS: By the time I've finished with those star huggers,
  • Coolosia will be a quivering trail of vapor, and my new jetway
  • will go straight THROUGH it!
  • Here's your goodbye tune.
  • (MAXIMUS CACKLING)
  • (SOUND WAVES WHIRRING)
  • (SPARKY YELLS) (ALARM BLARING)
  • I'd say we go after him—storm the boombox!
  • That would be futile. (MOCKING) That would be futile.
  • Have you got a better plan? Actually, yes.
  • From the data I'm downloading,
  • Maximus is tapping into a source of sound somewhere else in the universe.
  • So all we have to do is find the original source,
  • and somehow alter its frequency. Yeah, but how?
  • Attach this to the outside of Maximus' speaker.
  • It will process incoming sound waves and trace their origin.
  • (GULPS)
  • If anything happens, promise me you'll find Albert a good home.
  • ATOMIC BETTY: Sparky, you're gonna be fine.
  • Where's your sense of adventure?
  • (WHIMPERING)
  • Oh, boy.
  • (SHOUTING INCOHERENTLY)


  • Sparky, are you okay?
  • (STAMMERING) No problem.
  • (MUSIC PLAYING)
  • Huh?
  • (CHUCKLES)
  • (SCREAMING)
  • (GASPING) Don't worry, I'll catch him.
  • (YELLING)
  • Ooh, nice shot!
  • I don't have time to play these ridiculous games!
  • I'm trying to take over the universe. Yes, Your Gameship.
  • Thank you, thank you, thank you.
  • (LAUGHS)
  • (YELLS)
  • Game, set and match.
  • (EVIL LAUGHTER)
  • ATOMIC BETTY: Quick, X-5!
  • Thrusters on high!
  • (EXCLAIMING)
  • ATOMIC BETTY: What's happening to Coolosia?
  • Maximus' noise bombardment has triggered a spacequake.
  • (YELLING)
  • (CONTINUES YELLING)
  • (SPARKY MOANING)
  • Did you position the device? Uh-huh.
  • ATOMIC BETTY: (IMAGINING) "Dear Mom and Dad,
  • "I have been detained in the samphire galaxy,
  • so will the absent from the talent show tonight."
  • Stop! I know that noise.
  • Yes, I found the source.
  • This single cord cacophony has looped itself endlessly into Maximus' frequency.
  • (DISTANT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
  • ATOMIC BETTY: Earth?
  • The Osbornes?
  • (WHIRRING)
  • (BEEPING NOISILY)
  • X-5: (ON SPEAKER) Hurry, Captain.
  • Coolosia's interior molecules are starting to divide.
  • SPARKY: (ALSO ON SPEAKER) The planet's gonna split in two!
  • NOAH: Betty!
  • I tried getting Penelope to change her mind about you performing,
  • but I'm sorry. She said "no way."
  • That's okay. Look, Noah,
  • I need you to get me backstage without Penelope seeing me.
  • (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
  • Penelope, I was thinking... Yes?
  • Do you need more lipstick?
  • It would make a bigger impression. Excuse me?
  • For your photo shoot for the school paper.
  • They're sure to be here. Good point.
  • I have gloss in my locker.
  • (GUITAR NOTES CONTINUE IN DISTANCE)
  • (MUSIC STOPS)
  • Hey, guys! Love your sound.
  • Is this a joke? No! You've inspired me.
  • Can I check out your guitar?
  • (GUITAR NOTES PLAYING)
  • Where did you get those extra cords, Betty?
  • Out of a manual, called "Guitar Playing for Idiots."
  • All right!
  • (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
  • TAJJA ISEN: ♪ The Dog Star Sirius is so delirious
  • ♪ Don't you really wish you were him?
  • ♪ The Dog Star Sirius is so delirious (BOTH LAUGHING)
  • ♪ You can take my word on it, you can take my word on it
  • (CONTINUES LAUGHING)
  • ♪ The Dog Star Sirius is so delirious
  • ♪ Don't you really wish you were him?
  • (CONTROLS BEEPING)
  • ♪ The Dog Star Sirius is so delirious
  • ♪ You can take my word on it, you can take my word on it
  • ♪ You can take my word on it, you can take my word
  • ♪ Flying out tonight on a thrilling rocket ride
  • (CONTINUES, INDISTINCT) I know that voice!
  • Sounds like Atomic Betty. She's not bad.
  • (MAXIMUS GROWLING)
  • ISEN AND CHORUS: ♪ Finding life on Mars
  • ♪ Finding life on Mars sure beats driving cars
  • (EVIL VOICE) I meant, she's terrible.
  • (SLURPS)
  • WOMAN: (ON PA) Incoming present for Maximus.
  • Open the hatch.
  • ♪ The Dog Star Sirius is so delirious
  • Whoa-oh! (YELLING)
  • ♪ You can take my word on it, you can take my word on it
  • ♪ You can take my word on it, you can take my word
  • ♪ The Dog Star Sirius is so delirious ♪
  • That's our girl.
  • So, am I ready for my photo op?
  • What?
  • How did that freak get back in my lineup?
  • (CHUCKLES) Practice?
  • (GRUMBLING)
  • (PENELOPE SCREAMS)
  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
  • (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
  • TAJJA ISEN AND CHORUS: ♪ Atomic Betty, your galactic girl
  • ♪ Atomic Betty, gonna save the world
  • ♪ Atomic Betty, Atomic Betty ♪
  • BETTY: Atomic Betty reporting for duty.
  • (ECHOING) Hyah!
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